Official CDC Statement on a Zombie Apocalypse
“If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including...
What's your favorite stoner food?
Or what food do you like to eat late at night, if you don’t smoke. Criteria: 1. Easy to make (microwavable, usually) 2. Really fucking good Mine’s probably Rotisserie Chicken sammich w/ Arnie Palmie.
The virus has completely devastated over 150 of the worlds major regions, and is...